I don’t think this slogan is going to be strong enough to save New Orleans.

“Creativity is nice but plagiarism is faster.” Mr. Currie saved himself a couple of years living on the floor by pretending to think Defend New Orleans up on one of his shopping trips to Brooklyn.

So, what do biters do all day? I know that as a sloganeer I have to jog, chainsmoke and work on pipebombs to help me think. Writers cry, masturbate and make coffee to scribe drivel. Musicians rehearse, do drugs, drive around in circles to play music while photographers polish expensive glass to take pictures. So, what do plagiarists do with all their spare time?

They make websites.