Real messages in the Queen Mother Book of condolences!!!!!

“I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face”.

L.Ward, Mansfield.

 “When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too”.

 A.Christie,Hendon.

“She was one of the old school,
all the remaining royals are shít”

 J.Clement. Grantham.

“I thought she would never
die, she has let us all down very  badly”

D.Holmes, Somerset.

“She was a trooper and she
never gave up. I remember one time she

 was visiting a school
and I asked her if she would like to make a

visit to the cloakroom before
she left. ‘No’ she replied, ‘I didn’t give in

to the Nazis and I won’t
give in to the bladder’. That’s how she was, a

fighter, who refused to
be beaten by anything. She píssed herself

later though, it was sickening”.

B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.

“She was a marvelous woman,
and a wonderful lover”.

L. J.Worthington, Penrith

“I am absolutely devastated,
at least we could have got the

dayoff”.

S.Wilson, Bristol.

 “How refreshing to
be able to mourn the death of a member of the

Royal family without being
accused of being homosexual”.

J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.

“Her death should act as
a warning to others who think it is cool

to experiment with drugs”.

E. Franks, Cheshire.

 “On behalf on all blacks,
I send the sincerest condolences”.

T.Watson, Ilford.

 “Perhaps if we automated
her old golf buggy it could still drive

 around The Mall on
its own and bring pleasure to the tourists”.

Y. Howell, Slough.

 “Once again the Queen
is not upset enough for my liking, the woman

should have a bit more compassion,
how would she feel if it was her

 mother?”

W.Waugh, Richmond.

“It is such a loss, God has
shat on our heads”.

 K. O’Neil, Inverness.

“I am sure the Queen Mum
will not let this setback put an end to

her public duties”.

N. Wallace, Swansea.

 “I hold Princess Margaret
in no small way responsible for this

terrible event”

E. Thompson, West Lothian.

“Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its
the only thing that will make us feel

better”

P.McGregor, Southampton.

“We must do all we can, send
blankets, food parcels,

jumpers, anything to help
these brave souls who are queuing up to

walk past her coffin”.

R. Thompson, Bath.

“I have been unable to masturbate
for five days, and will not do

so again until her majesty
is buried”

E. Gorman, Derbyshire.

“Good God, who is next, Geri
Halliwell?”.

R. Combes, Romford.

“No matter how she felt,
no matter the situation, she always wore

a smile. just like a retard”

G. Hollins, East Sussex.

“I remember she came to visit
us in the East End one time. She was

so kind, so generous and
so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear,

‘you know its not true’
she said, ‘you don’t smell of shít’. She

was a wondrous person”.

E.Collier, London.

“Whichever way you look at
it, it just is not as exciting as

Diana”.

G.Williams, West Midlands.

 “She was one of us,
and by that I don’t mean she

perpetrated insurance fraud
or lied about expense claims. She was

like us in a good way. God
bless you ma’am”.

L. Weller, Harlow.

 “If only I could get
my hands on that fish bone right now, you

Heartless bástard!”

J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.

 “She had such a difficult
life, always battling against

 adversity and misfortune.
Let us hope that if there is a next time

 round she is given
a life of privilege and comfort”

 T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.

COURTESY OF THE LADY M!