DON'T PIE FOR ME, ARGENTINA!

11 JUNE 02: DON’T PIE
FOR ME, ARGENTINA!

Who sold all the pies?  Not Germany
or Argentina that’s for sure.

The Pie World Cup is hotting
up with most of the first round games now


finished and its good news
for the English (Steak & Kidney), Irish (Irish


Stew)and French (Beef bourguignon)
but sadly not such good news for the

Germans (Sour Kraut)and
Argentineans (Corned Beef Hash) who are both


definitely out.

The classic French Beef Bourguignon
side has proved itself the classiest act


so far, thrashing the Uruaguan
rabbit pie & the disappointing Danish bacon


tart and has even overcome
a very strong Senegalese Chicken Yasser which


qualifies in 2nd place from
group A.

England have started strongly
with Steak & Kidney beating both an

experimental Argentinean
Corn Beef line up and an over fancy Swedish Salmon


and Dill combo.  They
play the Nigerian Spinach & Peanut stew tomorrow to


decide who goes through
in first position. England are hot favourites but


the Nigerian is proving
itself one of the tournament surprises, performing


well particularly in front
of the vegetarians who are showing the increased


power in this pie world
cup.

The tournament has been organised
by the Spitalfields based Square Pie

Company who are making special
pies for each of the teams in the world cup.


The national pies are on
sale on the day the teams play in the first round


in the football world cup
with each pie sale counting as goal and the best


two pies from each group
going through to the next round and so on until the


World Pie Final on 30th
June. The company normally offers a range of 12


types of hand made freshly
baked quality pies served with mash and gravy.

The German Sour Kraut &
pickle is booking its flight back to Berlin despite


today’s great victory over
the critics favourite the Cameroon’s Lamb &

quince tart which beats
it into the 2nd round with a better pie difference,


just avoiding the need to
draw shallots to decide who goes through.

Don’t pie for me Argentina.
The gamble on playing a solid but old school


corned beef hash has backfired
on the Argentineans with thrashings by both


England and Nigeria meaning
their competition is over and its just a wooden


spoon playoff with the Swedish
salmon and dill tomorrow.

The experimental Hot Dog
pie from host nation Korea hasn’t really cut the


mustard with only one point
so far and lost surprisingly yesterday to the


USA’s New England Clam Chowder.

The Spanish Chorizo Sausage
is performing well and looks sure to make mince


meat from the expensive
yet under performing South African Wild Boer.

Group H – the so called group
of death – has been the closest fought of the


lot with the unfancied Tunisian
Chicken and Olive Emshel coming from behind


to lead the group with narrow
victories over both the fancied Belgium Moules


& Hoergarden and Russias
Pork Stroganoff. Fridays game against Japan’s Beef


Terryaki wil decide who
goes through .

Full results and qualifying
pies can be seen at www.squarepiecompany.com

which has pie results updated
daily.

“The pie enjoys a long and
illustrious heritage with football and we want to


strengthen that relationship”,
say co-founders Martin Dewey & Sean Hegarty,


“From now it’s not about
‘Who ate Them’ – but more about ‘What’s in Them’


as we only use the best
ingredients in our pies’.

The world cup pies, as well
as the company’s traditional range, are on sale


from the Square Pie Shop,
South East Corner Spitalfields Market, off


Bishopsgate 5 mins from
Liverpool St Tube and are served with quality mash,

peas and gravy if you want. 
The shop open between 11.00 and 3.00pm weekdays


and all day Sunday as well
as early opening for breakfast pies when England


are playing.

The market has put up an
enormous 6 metre screen right next to the shop and


is showing all the games
live.

For more info please email
info@squarepiecompany.com or call Martin Dewey on


0208 980 2051.

Full World Cup Line Up

Argentina              
Corn Beef Hash


Belgium                
Moules in hoergarden


Brazil                 
Fejuda – pork and bean cassoulet


Cameroon       
Lamb & quince tart

China               
Filou parcel of crispy duck


Costa Rica             
Chicken & yellow squash with apricots


Croatia             
Shopski – lamb shank in red wine with sweet peppers


Denmark                
Bacon Tart

Ecuador                
Trout tart


England                
Steak and kidney


France              
Beef bourguignon


Germany                
Bratwurst & Sour kraut

Italy                  
Tricolore tart with avocado, mozarella and tomato


Japan               
Chicken terryaki


Korea                  
Hot Dog Pie


Mexico             
Chilli beef and cheese with guacamole and nachos


Nigeria              

Spinach & Peanut Casserole

Paraguay          
Cruzado – beef and chicken in a piri piri sauce


Poland                  
Ham and cabbage borscht with vodka


Portugal            
Fish & white port pie

Ireland                
Irish stew


Russia               
Pork stroganoff


Saudi Arabia     
Spinach fatayer


Senegal             
Senegalese chicken yasser


Slovenia            

Pork casserole in a dumpling pie

South Africa           
Wild boer


Spain                  
Chrorizo sausage & patatas bravas


Sweden            
Salmon and dill


Tunisia             

Chicken and olive emshel

Turkey              
Iskender – lamb in tomato sauce with garlic & yoghurt


Uruguay            
Grilled rabbit pie


USA                  
New England clam chowder

The Square Pie Company

27 Parmiter Industrial Centre

Parmiter St

London

E2 9HZ

Tel:   020 8980
2051


Mob: 07785 535607

Fax:  0709 200 6145

HATS OFF TO R. TURNER!

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I am an independent writer and editor based in Tucson, Arizona. I publish LANDLINE at jaybabcock.substack.com Previously: I co-founded and edited Arthur Magazine (2002-2008, 2012-13) and curated the three Arthur music festival events (Arthurfest, ArthurBall, and Arthur Nights) (2005-6). Prior to that I was a district office staffer for Congressman Henry A. Waxman, a DJ at Silver Lake pirate radio station KBLT, a copy editor at Larry Flynt Publications, an editor at Mean magazine, and a freelance journalist contributing work to LAWeekly, Mojo, Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, Vibe, Rap Pages, Grand Royal and many other print and online outlets. An extended piece I wrote on Fela Kuti was selected for the Da Capo Best Music Writing 2000 anthology. In 2006, I was somehow listed in the Music section of Los Angeles Magazine's annual "Power" issue. In 2007-8, I produced a blog called "Nature Trumps," about the L.A. River. From 2010 to 2021, I lived in rural wilderness in Joshua Tree, Ca.