“Pedophiles Competition” by Paul Krassner
From the lead story on the front page of the LA Times:
“The Archdiocese of Los Angeles agreed Saturday to a $660-million settlement with 508 people who have accused priests of sexual abuse, by far the biggest payout in the child molestation scandal that has rocked the Roman Catholic Church nationwide…dwarf[ing] the next largest settlements in the U.S., including those reached in Boston, at $157 million, and in Portland, Ore., at $129 million….”
There was no mention of the contest for predator priests in Coney Island, where the winner ate 66 altar boys in 12 minutes.
Satirist Paul Krassner will perform at M Bar in Hollywood on July 20.
More info: paulkrassner.com