Robbinschilds

C.L.U.E. (color location ultimate experience)

A movement-based video piece by robbinschilds and A.L. Steiner, C.L.U.E. uses original choreographed language as a vehicle to explore the natural and human-made landscape. It embodies a poignant freedom in the unification of humanity and the vast natural world, juxtaposed against the contemporary tendency toward consumerism, waste and disposable architecture. The variegated landscapes featured in the film express the potential iteration of geology, with the performers costumed in the seven colors of the rainbow, which represent the wavelengths of the visual spectrum.

Also short video clip of dance performance “Seriously Heavy” at The Autumn Skate Bowl in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH GOD by George Leddy

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH GOD
By George Leddy

I just called 800-CALL-GOD and got “all operators are busy, your call is important to us, so please stay on the line and one of our operators will answer your call as soon as possible.”
Then I had to hear Heaven’s “wait” music which was a hybrid of Gregorian chant and Sanskrit devotionals. Not bad actually.
Then the recording said, “some calls are monitored by God for quality assurance” made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Then I got the operator and it was my boy Thomas Merton. He said “Thank you for calling God, my name is Thomas Merton, how can I help you?”
and I said. “Dude, I have always wanted to talk to you, even more than to God since I really don’t know HimHerIt.”
Merton said “One is always glad to be of service” (which reminded me of a Robin Williams movie, so I laughed).
And then I said, “whassup wif all this messy shit on earth regarding your company and its services. Many dissatisfied customers are going over to Satan for more instant gratification.”
Merton said, “we are well aware of the competition, but please bear with us as God is making some changes to improve quality and customer satisfaction.”
I said, “that won’t be a minute too soon, we already in deep shit with the enviro thing and the religion thing is busting our butts.”
Merton said “we are hoping to have some technical support out in your area soon; we understand that you have some elections soon and that you are at war blowing up some poor countries and fighting over the devil’s excrement” (How well Merton knows me and that I know the reference is to oil.)
“Yes, indeed” I said. “As Jim Kunstler says, ‘It’s a clusterfuck in a shitstorm.'”
Merton laughed and said “God always appreciates well placed vulgarity”
I said “I know, when I hear from himherit it’s usually in loving but deprecating language, like ‘you stupid fuck, why do you think I’m such a stinker? I love you guys, I mean it. I’ll do anything for you monkeys. Hell, I even made horses you could ride, and what did you do? you traded them for tanks so you could fight wars.’ But I gotta tell you Father Louie, we need some help pronto here”.
Merton replied– “Our technicians will be there shortly. You can spot them in the white vans. They have cumbersome wings which they can’t take off but makes them easy to i.d.”
“OK, what will they do when they get here?” I asked
Merton replied– “I am sure you will have your faith restored after they set the record straight, expose some major hypocrites and help some of your courageous ones reveal the truth about recent historical events.”
“OK” says me. “but what of the Islam vs West thing and the nukes and the global warming?”
“Not to worry” said Merton “we will give you some new tools to fix your mess.”
“Like what?” I asked a little testy…
“Spine, balls, reason, courage and love” he said.
“I thought we already had those” said I.
“No, those were in beta testing, now we have version 2.3 and it’s much better” said Merton. “How will we install them?” I asked
“It’s easy, just double click on the “new human” icon and follow the dialog until you get to the Safe to install button. Then you must click yes when it asks you if you have it in ya to use “new human 2.3”.
“Thomas, you rock!”
“I know he said, we all rock up here.”

via Michael Simmons!

"Better Living Through Technology" Foibles No. 43

From the September 9, 2007 Los Angeles Times:

Press 1 if you hate talking to a device

David Lazarus
Consumer Confidential

As the man generally regarded as the father of the automated switchboard, Peter Theis knows he has a lot to answer for.

“I’m the guy who did it, yeah,” 70-year-old Theis said. “I am ultimately to blame. I’m Dr. Frankenstein.”

It’s a bit more complicated than that, of course. The technology that many consumers believe serves no purpose but to prevent them from reaching a living, breathing service rep is in fact an electronic stew of a variety of systems.

But it was Theis who, in the early 1970s, cobbled together the nuts and bolts of what’s known today as interactive voice response, which is what allows a computer to respond to touch tones or spoken words with seemingly endless corridors of automated options.

“When I invented it, I knew this would be huge,” he told me. “My goal was to improve the efficiency of call centers. I never thought that people would misapply the technology.”

I’ve been wrestling with automated switchboards as I try to set up phone service, TV service, Internet service and every other service for our new house in Los Angeles (a.k.a. the money sponge).

Time Warner Cable’s machine hung up on me no fewer than three times before I finally got through to a human being who could answer a few questions.

Verizon’s automated switchboard pummeled me with about a dozen questions before connecting me to a real person, who then asked me to repeat the exact same information.

And for a textbook example of how automated switchboards can be so bamboozling that callers may hang up in frustration before getting anywhere close to a human being, try dialing the L.A. city clerk’s office at (213) 978-1133.

Don’t you just love how virtually every recorded message begins with a warning that the menu has recently changed, so don’t do anything until you sit through the whole spiel? Or how the system is invariably programmed to not offer access to an honest-to-goodness service rep until the very end of the process?

So what dark corner of hell is responsible for this diabolical technology? That would be Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

This is where engineers at what was known as the Collins radio division of Rockwell International — today it’s part of a company called Aspect Software — faced a challenge from Continental Airlines to come up with some way for passengers’ calls to be more efficiently funneled to reservation agents.

Continental reportedly first brought its request to AT&T in 1972. The telephone giant said it would take at least eight years to build such a system. So Continental went instead to Collins, which did the work in just two.

What the engineers at Collins came up with was a system called automatic call distribution, which places calls in a queue and routes them to particular destinations. Collins’ system is what makes call centers in India and elsewhere possible. It’s the backbone of the modern automated switchboard.

“It really revolutionized the industry,” said Gary Barnett, chief technology officer of Aspect Software, which has grown into a leading provider of both automatic call distribution (ACD) and interactive voice response (IVR) systems. “ACD is about getting you to the right person to talk to.”

Before Collins’ breakthrough, Barnett said, more primitive systems existed to route calls to company reps, but they did little if anything to streamline the process or improve a caller’s experience.

“The significance of ACD is that it was much more intelligent about calls when they came in,” Barnett said. “It could also glean information about you as a caller from data in the back-office system.”

Although ACD set the stage for automated switchboards, it was IVR — the interactive “face” of such systems — that created the electronic black holes that all too often define consumers’ experiences with the technology.

A recent call-center industry survey found that one of the things people hate most about automated switchboards, aside from deliberately being kept from reaching a human being, is having to repeat the same information, first to the machine and then to the service rep.

A quarter of all consumers who were asked to repeat themselves as a result of using an automated switchboard say they’ll do less business with the company, the survey found.

I told Theis, the inventor of interactive voice response, how displeased many people were with his creation. He said it was not his fault. Instead blame the companies that use automated switchboards to hinder, not help, communication with customers.

“These companies are flat-out saying they don’t give a damn about callers,” Theis said. “That’s just plain wrong.”

His company, ConServIT in Lindenhurst, Ill., is trying to remedy this with new technology that’s designed to make automated switchboards sound more lifelike. But Theis isn’t optimistic that companies want to make things easier for consumers.

Just the opposite, in fact.

“I don’t see things getting any better,” Theis said. “It’s corporate arrogance.”

He added wistfully: “This wasn’t what I intended.”

ACID MOTHERS GURU GURU "Psychedelic Navigator US tour 2007" hits the West Coast





Acid Mothers Guru Guru :
Mani Neumeier : dr. vo (from Guru Guru)
Tsuyama Atsushi : b. vo (from Acid Mothers Temple)
Kawabata Makoto : g. vo (from Acid Mothers Temple, Gong)

Sep. 09 (sun) @ Doug Fir Lounge PORTLAND. OR
http://www.dougfirlounge.com

Sep. 10 (mon) @ Bottom of The Hill SAN FRANCISCO. CA
http://www.bottomofthehill.com

Sep. 11 (tue) @ Troubadour LOS ANGELES. CA
http://www.troubadour.com

Sep. 12 (wed) @ Casbah SAN DIEGO. CA
http://www.thecasbah.com

“The 1st album Psychedelic Navigation will be released by Important Records (US) soon”

FAKING EVERYTHING: new corporate bullshit/payola methods.

Download This: YouTube Phenom Has a Big Secret

Singer Marié Digby Isn’t Quite What She Appears

By ETHAN SMITH and PETER LATTMAN
September 6, 2007; Page A1
WALL STREET JOURNAL

A 24-year-old singer and guitarist named Marié Digby has been hailed as proof that the Internet is transforming the world of entertainment.

What her legions of fans don’t realize, however, is that Ms. Digby’s career demonstrates something else: that traditional media conglomerates are going to new lengths to take advantage of the Internet’s ability to generate word-of-mouth buzz.

Ms. Digby’s simple, homemade music videos of her performing popular songs have been viewed more than 2.3 million times on YouTube. Her acoustic-guitar rendition of the R&B hit “Umbrella” has been featured on MTV’s program “The Hills” and is played regularly on radio stations in Los Angeles, Sacramento and Portland, Ore. Capping the frenzy, a press release last week from Walt Disney Co.’s Hollywood Records label declared: “Breakthrough YouTube Phenomenon Marié Digby Signs With Hollywood Records.”

What the release failed to mention is that Hollywood Records signed Ms. Digby in 2005, 18 months before she became a YouTube phenomenon. Hollywood Records helped devise her Internet strategy, consulted with her on the type of songs she chose to post, and distributed a high-quality studio recording of “Umbrella” to iTunes and radio stations.

In an Aug. 16 blog posting on her MySpace page, Ms. Digby wrote: “I NEVER in a million years thought that doing my little video of Umbrella in my living room would lead to this . tv shows, itunes, etc !!!”

Ms. Digby’s MySpace and YouTube pages don’t mention Hollywood Records. Until last week, a box marked “Type of Label” on her MySpace Music page said, “None.” After inquiries from The Wall Street Journal, the entry was changed to “Major,” though the label still is not named.

The artist and her label say there’s nothing untoward about the campaign. In interviews, Ms. Digby and executives at the company describe her three-month string of successes as part of a lengthy process of laying the groundwork for the upcoming release of her debut album.

Ms. Digby says she doesn’t mention her record label on her Web sites because “I didn’t feel like it was something that was going to make people like me.”

Feigning Amateur Status

Ms. Digby certainly isn’t the first professional to feign amateur status on YouTube. Last year, “LonelyGirl15” was revealed to be a 19-year-old actress, working with filmmakers represented by the Creative Artists Agency.

The fact that a big company supported Ms. Digby’s ruse reflects how dearly media giants want in on the viral revolution that’s changing how young consumers learn about new entertainment — even if it means a tiny bit of sleight-of-hand. It also reflects how difficult it is for new recording artists to get noticed now that young fans are paying more attention to Web sites such as Google Inc.’s YouTube and News Corp.’s MySpace than to traditional media like commercial radio.

“There are significant challenges in breaking new artists now, but there are also amazing opportunities,” says Ken Bunt, Hollywood Records’ senior vice president for marketing who helped devise Ms. Digby’s campaign. “People get so mired in the difficulties they don’t say, ‘What opportunities does online present?’ This is a great example of an opportunity.”

Though all involved say that Hollywood Records’ role in her online rise has been limited, label executives say they did nothing to discourage Ms. Digby from conveying the impression that she had stumbled into the spotlight. Ms. Digby says she chose the songs. Hollywood Records bought the Apple Inc. laptop computer and software that Ms. Digby — who lives with her parents in Los Angeles’s upscale Brentwood neighborhood — used to post her YouTube videos. Her version of “Umbrella” that is being sold at Apple’s iTunes Store is a high-quality studio recording made in June by Hollywood Records, which also made it available to radio stations.

Ms. Digby, whose exotic looks reflect her Japanese and Irish heritage, began writing songs as a high-school student and set off in search of a music career during her freshman year at the University of California, Berkeley. She says she found herself flying back to Los Angeles almost every week to play solo gigs at open-microphone nights at clubs. At age 19, she left Berkeley and concentrated full-time on music.

While Ms. Digby won regular bookings at nightclubs, things didn’t begin to click until a chance encounter with Barry Krost, a music manager whose past clients have included Cat Stevens. He took her on as a client and in early 2005 secured her a publishing deal with Rondor Music, a publisher that is part of Vivendi SA’s Universal Music Group.

In late 2005, Ron Moss, Rondor’s executive vice president, connected Ms. Digby to a Hollywood Records executive named Allison Hamamura, who was immediately taken with the singer. Before the year was out, Hollywood Records had signed Ms. Digby. Since then, the label has worked with the singer on her debut album of original songs. The album was produced by Tom Rothrock, who also recorded a recent hit record by British singer James Blunt.

Once the album was completed late last year, Ms. Digby and her label began looking for ways to gain visibility. “I was coming out of nowhere,” Ms. Digby says. “I wanted to find a way to get some exposure.”

That’s when the idea of posting simple videos of cover songs came up. “No one’s going to be searching for Marié Digby, because no one knows who she is,” Mr. Bunt, the Hollywood Records senior vice president, reasoned. So she posted covers of hits by Nelly Furtado and Maroon 5, among others, so that users searching for those artists’ songs would stumble on hers instead. Her version of Rihanna’s “Umbrella” proved a nearly instant hit.

The Lucky Nobody

As Ms. Digby’s star rose, other media outlets played along. When Los Angeles adult-contemporary station KYSR-FM, which calls itself “Star 98.7,” interviewed Ms. Digby in July, she and the disc jockey discussed her surprising success. “We kind of found her on YouTube,” the DJ, known as Valentine, said. Playing the lucky nobody, Ms. Digby said: “I’m usually the listener calling in, you know, just hoping that I’m going to be the one to get that last ticket to the Star Lounge with [pop star] John Mayer!” The station’s programming executives now acknowledge they had booked Ms. Digby’s appearance through Hollywood Records, and were soon collaborating with the label to sell “Umbrella” as a single on iTunes.

“We did discover this artist through YouTube,” says KYSR Program Director Charese Fruge. The DJ couldn’t be reached for comment.

“I don’t think we need a television show to find talent in America,” crowed NBC late-night talk show host Carson Daly, introducing a performance by Ms. Digby last month. “We have the Internet.” Mr. Daly’s music booker, Diana Miller, says she booked the singer through Hollywood Records’ public-relations department.

At the show’s taping, Ms. Digby gave a backstage interview that was posted online by NBC. “I just did this YouTube video two months ago and never, ever imagined that it would actually get me on TV or radio or anything like that,” she said. “I just did it in my living room and it blew up first on YouTube and then I guess it got to Star 98.7 and then Carson Daly found me so that’s why I’m here.”

Most of Ms. Digby’s new fans seem pleased to believe that they discovered an underground sensation. A YouTube user posting a message in response to a cover of Linkin Park’s “What I’ve Done” wrote, “you truely have talent! get urself out there…if u really wanted im positive u could land some sick record deals!! id buy a CD 4 sure!”

At a concert last week at a Los Angeles nightclub called the Hotel Cafe, Ms. Digby played to a sold-out crowd of young fans. Even with the club’s handful of tables reserved for Hollywood Records executives and their guests, Ms. Digby continued to play the ingénue. Introducing “Umbrella,” Ms. Digby told the audience: “I just turned on my little iMovie, and here I am!”

Punk photgrapher Susie J. Horgan, featured in Arthur 26, in NYC this weekend

Punk Love is a unique document of the birth of the early Washington, DC, punk movement. At once intimate and authentic, definitive and iconic, Susie J. Horgan’s largely unpublished photographs of such hardcore legends as Minor Threat, S.O.A., and the Teen Idles reflect the fun, honesty, and integrity of a movement whose optimism still resonates today and remain an exceptional contribution to the history of punk.

“Susie J. Horgan’s images were taken as a friend and participant on the music scene, rather than as a journalist, and remain an exceptional contribution to the history of punk.”

9/8 – 9/9 (11am-7pm)
Tompkins Square Park
330 E 10th Street
New York, NY
Howl Festival–a celebration of the East Village music/art/poetry scene, past and present. http://www.howlfestival.com

“All day Saturday and Sunday I [Susie] will be pushing my wares (Punk Love books and Prints) in Tompkins Square Park from 11am-7pm. Also, Saturday night I have a Signing party at Rapture Cafe, a really cool bookstore/cafe/performance place http://www.rapturecafe.com. Then I hussle over to Crash Mansion to sit on a punk panel at 8pm. I’m back in the park early Sunday morning peddling Punk Love once again.”

9/8 Saturday Night (7pm)
Book Signing/Party
Rapture Cafe
200 Avenue A
New York, NY
(212)228-1177

9/8 Saturday Night (8pm)
Punk Panel
Crash Mansion
199 Bowery
New York, NY
(212)982-0740

Somatic Movement Arts Festival

Learn to deepen Presence, Sensation, Inner Spaciousness, Fluid Strength, and Ease of Movement. Amplify your body’s intelligence and awareness to stimulate creativity and performance ability. Explore how somatic experiencing awakens your inner world for a more profound connection with the performing environment and the world at large. For workshop descriptions, dates and times go to the Schedule page. Go to the Registration Page to sign up.

Los Angeles, Sept 18-23, 2007
Celebrating Conscious Embodiment in Performance