Poets Ranked by Beard Weight

Joaquin Miller (1837 – 1913)
Beard type: Mock Forked Elongated
Typical opus: Kit Carson’s Ride
Gravity (UPI rating): 51

More on this remarkable beard weight ranking system at the ever-fabulous A Journey Round My Skull

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