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The angry author, a literary storm and ‘one dead armadillo’
By Andrew Gumbel in Los Angeles
After the recent flurry of damning political memoirs, not to mention
Michael Moore’s box-office busting documentaryFahrenheit 9/11, the Bush
administration might feel it has been dumped on quite enough for one
election season.
But the worst may be yet to come, in the unlikeliest
of forms: a slim volume of fiction from the ordinarily mild-mannered minimalist
Nicholson Baker.
Mr Baker’s new novel, Checkpoint, features two
characters who spend much of its 115 pages discussing how to assassinate
President George Bush. They don’t actually do the deed, or even attempt
it, but the book is – according to early snippets – replete with deep-seated
anger and elegantly nasty epithets hurled at both the President and his
cabinet.
Mr Baker’s publisher, Alfred Knopf, plans to
release the book on 24 August, on the eve of the Republican National
Convention in New York. To call it a provocation would be an understatement.
The author and publishers have no intention of giving anybody ideas –
to do so would be a criminal offence – but they are certainly playing
very close to the edge in a United States that, in the wake of the 11
September attacks, has shown no compunction about locking people up and
asking questions later, free speech rights be damned.
There was no immediate official reaction yesterday
after extracts from Checkpoint were published in The Washington Post.
A spokesman for the Secret Service, the uniformed outfit charged with
protecting the President and other officials, told the Post merely that
“without seeing the work, a determination can’t be made at this time”.
Likewise, it is impossible to tell whether Mr Baker’s
book will become a lightning rod for the competing political passions that
have divided the country, particularly over the war in Iraq and its aftermath.
Unlike Michael Moore, he has never laid claim to a populist mantle or
sought to attract attention to himself through overt rabble-rousing.
Rather, his invariably short, literary novels – The
Mezzanine, U and I, A Box of Matches – have tended to dwell on such mundane
activities as riding an escalator, tying one’s shoelaces and weeding. Only
Vox (1995) raised any eyebrows because it dealt with the topic of phone
sex. In the pages of The New Yorker and in subsequent published essays,
Mr Baker has also railed against the over-hasty introduction of digital record-keeping
in public libraries and the abandonment of paper – not exactly an issue
to induce the White House security detail to reach for their revolvers.
Checkpoint, though, is clearly something else.
According to the Post’s account, its two protagonists, Ben and Jay, talk
down and dirty about the Bush administration into a tape recorder during
an in-room lunch at a Washington hotel. Jay announces he’s going to assassinate
the President, and the men proceed to talk about both why and how he might
do such a thing.
By the sounds of it, the novel is hardly The
Anarchist’s Cookbook – the fanciful methods the two men consider to
take out the most powerful politician on the planet include using radio-controlled
flying saws. Another tactic they discuss is a remote-controlled boulder
made of depleted uranium. Ben asks Jay: “You’re going to squash the President?”
Jay also has a gun and some bullets, but the book
appears to cover its tracks somewhat by having Ben express extreme misgivings
about using them. “If the FBI and the Secret Service … come after me because
I’ve been hanging out with you in a hotel room before you make some crazy
attempt on the life of the President,” Ben says, “I’m totally cooked.”
More incendiary than Jay’s assassination fantasies,
in the end, may be the deep expressions of anger against the administration
the book dwells on. In that respect it is not unlike Joseph Heller’s 1979
novel Good as Gold, which included an extended rant against Henry Kissinger.
The difference, though, is that Kissinger had been out of power for two
years when Heller’s book was published; Mr Bush is in the middle of a bruising
re-election battle.
Jay says he hasn’t felt so much hostility against
any other president – not Nixon, not Reagan. Jay says of Mr Bush: “He
is beyond the beyond. What he’s done with this war. The murder of the
innocent. And now the prisons. It’s too much. It makes me so angry. And
it’s a new kind of anger, too.” At one point, he calls Mr Bush an “unelected
[expletive] drunken OILMAN” who is “squatting” in the White House and “muttering
over his prayer book every morning.” At another point, he calls Mr Bush
“one dead armadillo”.
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are described as
“rusted hulks” and “zombies” who have “fought their way back up out of
the peat bogs where they’ve been lying, and they’re stumbling around with
grubs scurrying in and out of their noses and they’re going, ‘We – are
– your – advisors.'”
Jay expresses outrage at the munitions the United
States armed forces have used in Iraq, including an updated version of
napalm. Jay says of the Iraq bomb material: “It’s improved fire jelly –
it’s even harder to put out than the stuff they used in Vietnam. And Korea.
And Germany. And Japan. It just has another official name. Now it’s called
Mark 77. I mean, have we learnt nothing? Mark 77! I’m going to kill that
bastard.”
The title of the book is taken from an incident at
a checkpoint south of Karbala last year, in which US forces opened fire
on a Shia family of 17 travelling to southern Iraq to seek a safe haven.
Several family members died, including two young girls decapitated by the
gunfire.
COURTESY JOHN COULTHART!
CHENEY BOOED AT YANKEE STADIUM
| Published: June 30, 2004 New York Times Vice President Dick Cheney spent about 20 minutes in Manager Joe COURTESY D. MURPHY! |
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(((1))) OH GOODNESS ME, IT’S THE NEW ISSUE OF ARTHUR, WITH KIM GORDON ON THE COVER.
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We’re only making 500 of these babies, so don’t dawdle if you want one. The CD features new or rare tracks by 20 underground psychedelicish rock artists, assembled, sequenced and art-designed by the legendary Plastic Crimewave. Features music by Kawabata Makoto (Acid Mothers Temple) with Kinski, Matt Valentine and Erika Elder Medicine Show, Plastic Crimewave Sound, P.G. Six, Espers, Michael Yonkers and the Mumbles, LSD March, Fur Saxa, Josephine Foster and the Supposed, Spires That in the Sunset Rise, Inner Throne, The Civilized Age, Simon Finn, Jutok Kaneko/Shimura Koji/ Takuya Nishimura, Nisennenmondai, Frankie Delmane, Nick Castro, Taurpis Tula, M.V. Carbon and Panicsville.
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(((4))) FIVE NIGHTS IN CHICAGO THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR BRAIN.
This August 4-8 at the Empty Bottle in Chicago:
*****”MILLION TONGUES FESTIVAL”****
$60 for 5-show Pass; or $15/show — general admission — Sorry! 21 & Over Only.
Info and tickets at http://emptybottle.musictoday.com/EmptyBottle/calendar.aspx
This gala fest will be packed to the gills with stimuli–the second stage, films, odd costumed performers, label reps, lights, freaks, and a real festival vibe.
The fest is curated by PLASTIC CRIMEWAVE aka Steve Krakow, featured in Mojo, The Wire, Arthur, Stop Smiling, etc., creator of the Galactic Zoo Dossier (lysergic rock mag published by Drag City, now in a book collection), record label owner (Galactic Zoo Disk), acid-punk rocker (Plastic Crimewave Sound), Japan psychedelic underground collaborator, illustrator, etc. The common theme of the fest is really just the best in current and past underground sounds, from folky minstrels to the noisegods of Japan, all with that experimental/and or ‘psychedelic” edge. Many bands appear in Chicago for the first time, in many cases their first visits to the USA.
Would you look at this lineup!!!!:
Six Organs of Admittance, Espers, Josephine Foster and the Supposed, LSD March, Mick Farren (Deviants), Michael Yonkers, Simon Finn, Charalambides, Kawabata Makoto (Acid Mothers Temple) w/Kinski, Matt Valentine (Tower Recordings), PG Six, Fur Saxa, Paul Flaherty/Chris Corsano/Matt Heyner, Born Heller, Taurpis Tula, Spires That in the Sunset Rise, The Cherry Blossoms, Nissenenmondai, Jutok Kaneko, By Lightning to the Womb, The Civilized Age, Panicsville, Born Heller, Goldblood, Inner Throne, Monostripe, Tom Carter, Frankie Delmane, Nick Castro, Farms, MV Carbon, Lichens, Davenport and the Plastic Crimeawave Sound.
The esteemed Empty Bottle club has hosted everything from the largest “indie” bands to the most respected free-jazz mavens (with its celebrated jazz series). The club is split into two main rooms, the entrance room, where the second stage will reside; and the main room where the crowd is splt into two major areas to the left and in front of the stage.
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(((7))) AND SOME GIG DATES.
Experience SUNN O))) live as they celebrate the release of their new album “White2” with these gigs:
(** = insane lineup)
1st July SOUNDLAB Buffalo 110 Pearl Street, Buffalo NY www.bigorbitgallery.com/
2nd July DETROIT ARTS SPACE Detroit 101 East Baltimore w/ 25 Suaves & Lair of the Minotaur www.detroitartspace.10eastern.com
** 3rd July EMPTY BOTTLE Chicago 1035 N Western Avenue w/ WOLF EYES & Kevin Drumm www.emptybottle.com
4th July TRIPLE ROCK Minneapolis 629 Cedar Ave S w/ Lair of the Minotaur www.triplerocksocialclub.com
** 27th July OTTOBAR Baltimore 2549 North Howard Street w/ COMETS ON FIRE (see Arthur No. 7) and THE HIDDEN HAND (See Arthur No. 9) www.theottobar.com/
28th July NORTHSIX Brooklyn 66 North 6th Street w/ TBC www.northsix.com
** 29th July KNITTING FACTORY New York 74 Leonard Street w/ COMETS ON FIRE and THE HIDDEN HAND www.knittingfactory.com
So long, it’s good to know ya,
The Arthur Surprise Peace Attack Squad
JIHAD SUPER BOWL!
| Iraq Insurgency Showing Signs of Momentum Analysts and some U.S. commanders say it could be too late to reverse the wave of violence. Sunnis are seen as the stronger, long-term threat. By Patrick J. McDonnell June 26, 2004 Los Angeles Times
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NICHOLSON BAKER'S BUSH/CHENEY NOVEL/FATWA.
A Novel’s Plot Against the President Character Fantasizes Bush Assassination By Linton Weeks In Nicholson Baker’s new novella, “Checkpoint,” a man sits in a Washington Ben: Obviously you have something on your mind. Jay: That’s true. Ben: You could begin with that. Jay: Okay. Uh. I’m going to — okay. I’ll just say it. Um. Ben: What is it? Jay: I’m going to assassinate the president. Though it is against the law to threaten the president in real life, |
RAOUL VANEIGEM, THE "POETIC" SITUATIONIST

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ARTHUR MAILING LIST BULLETIN No. 0003
May 14, 2004
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THE ARTHUR MAILING LIST BULLETIN No. 0003
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(((1))) T-MODEL FORD ON TOUR RIGHT DAMN NOW!
Senior bluesperson and Arthur advice-giver T-Model Ford is right now touring the urban markets of North America (plus Santa Fe, New Mexico) with his trusty drummer Spam as part of the Fat Possum Juke Joint Caravan of troublemakers and evildoers. Incredibly, some Arthur readers think that T-Model Ford is a figment of the magazine’s imagination. Come now. Go see (and hear) T-Model for yourself at
5/14 Salt Lake City, UT at Club Halo
5/15 Victor, ID at Knotty Pine
5/16 Missoula, MT at Other Side
5/18 Calgary Alberta at Night Gallery Cabaret
5/19 Edmonton Alberta at New City Likwid Lounge
5/21 Vancouver BC at Richard’s on Richard’s
5/22 Seattle, WA at Hideaway/WA
5/23 Portland, OR at Aladdin Theather
5/25 San Francisco, CA at Slim’s
5/26 Sacramento, CA at Blue Lamp
5/27 Pacific Beach,CA at Blind Melon’s
5/29 Los Angeles, CA at the Echo
5/30 Tucson, AZ at Club Congress
5/31 Santa Fe, NM at Paramount
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(((3))) BASTET!
The first two Bastet CDs are now in house and have been shipping during the last week. FOUR exciting new Bastet CDs are in the works–more news soon!
If you don’t know what we’re talking about, let’s revisit some text from the last email bulletin, shall we?:
Sometimes people ask us, What are you listening to right now? And then we answer with a long list of artists they don’t recognize. That makes us feel like snobs, which is a terrible thing to feel like, cuz we want to share. The music we like, we think everyone would like, *if they only got a chance to hear it.* In the pages of Arthur we rap about music all the time in ways that we hope will turn on the curious listener and cause them to get up and seek out the stuff. With Bastet, Arthur’s new imprint, we’re trying to shorten that process by making directly available to you some of the music we are digging that we think you might dig too.
The first Bastet CD is “The Golden Apples of the Sun,” a veritable “who’s who of underground folk” compilation curated by Devendra Banhart, who really knows his way around that place. He selected the tracks, drew the cover, solicited testimonials from all the artists about all the other artists and then HANDLETTERED the sleeve, decorating everything with his wonderful pen-and-ink art. You may buy this for the artwork, you may buy this cuz we’re only making 1,000 and it’ll be worth something on Ebay someday soon, you may buy this cuz you love us…but you will keep it near you because of the fantastic music on the CD. Which is as follows:
1. Vetiver (with Hope Sandoval) – “Angel’s Share” (from the “Vetiver” LP)
2. Joanna Newsom – “Bridges and Balloons” (from “The Milk-Eyed Mender” LP)
3. Six Organs of Admittance – “Hazy SF” (previously unreleased)
4. Viking Moses – “Crosses” (from “Crosses”)
5. Josephine Foster (of Born Heller) – “Little Life” (prev. unreleased home recording)
6. ESPers – “Byss & Abyss” (from “ESPers” LP)
7. Vashti Bunyan & Devendra Banhart – “Rejoicing in the Hands” (from the forthcoming “Rejoicing in the Hands of the Golden Empress” LP)
8. Jana Hunter – “Farm, CA” (prev. unreleased)
9. Currituck Co. – “The Tropics of Cancer” (from “Ghost Man on First”)
10. White Magic – “Don’t Need” (from forthcoming EP)
11. Iron and Wine – “Fever Dream” (from “Our Endless Numbered Days” LP)
12. Diane Cluck – ” Heat From Every Corner” (from “Macy’s Day Bird”)
13. Matt Valentine – “Mountains of Yaffa” (prev. unreleased)
14. Entrance – “You Must Turn” (prev. unreleased home recording)
15. Jack Rose – “White Mule” (from “Red Horse, White Mule” originally released thru Eclipse, now on CD on VHF)
16. Little Wings – “Look at What the Light Did Now” (from “Light Green Leaves”)
17. Scout Niblett – “Wet Road” (from “Sweet Heart Fever”)
18. Troll – “Mexicana” (from “Pathless Lord”)
19. CocoRosie – “Good Friday” (from “La Maison de Mon Reve”)
20. Antony – “The Lake” (from “Live at Saint Olaye’s With Current 93”)
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The second Bastet CD is, as they say, completely different. “The Libations of Samhain: SUNN 0))) live at London’s Subcamden Underground, Hallo’ween 2003” is a single live power-drone ambient metal track by the mighty SUNN 0))) measuring just under 49 minutes. It’s loud and wonderful and all-enveloping and gives your speakers and your inner organs a fine meditative workout. Plus, you get a bonus interview with the SUNN O))) principals by Edwin Pouncey and Sharon Gal, originally broadcast on London’s Resonance FM 104. Would you believe this CD features cover artwork by the legendrary Savage Pencil, and letterpress printing by Thumbprint Press? Oh yes. Edition of 500, and they’re going VERY fast.
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May 14, 2004

