From Arthur No. 14/Jan 2005:
Come On In My Kitchen:
MF Doom’s Villainous Mac & Cheeze
We wish there were more rappers like Daniel Dumile. Back when he went by the name of Zev Love X, Dumile and his twin brother Sub Roc made records as KMD, a near-perfect fusion of early ’90s hip-hop. Their music was as wacky and open as a tongue-waggling gas face, and as militant and aggravated as the blows rained on up-jumping punks. They were signed by Elektra, but the label refused to release their masterpiece, Bl_ck B_st_rds. In 1993, with a career-defining piece of music stuck in limbo, Sub Roc died in a car accident. With his life seemingly in the shitter, Dumile did what most of us would’ve: He went to the park and got drunk for a few years.
In 1998, he re-emerged as MF Doom, a black, bastardized version of Marvel Comics arch-villain Dr. Doom. He dropped a beautiful album of painfully sincere, complex and sometimes hilarious stories laid over weird ’80s R&B and Scooby-Doo samples called Operation: Doomsday. Since then Doom’s done great work with heavily-blunted L.A. hip-hop producer Madlib and released several hazy instrumental albums in the Special Herbs series. His new full-length on Rhymesayers is the finger-licking Mm..Food. Arthur asked for one of the MF Doom house specials. Here’s what we got…
5 cups cooked macaroni (approx. 4 cups uncooked)
1 stick butter
1 cup bread crumbs
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
One minced fresh garlic clove
2 cups milk
1 8 oz package Colby/ Monterey Jack cheese
4 cups shredded cheddar cheese
Cook the macaroni until done as usual Add sugar and garlic to water.Do not overcook it. Drain macaroni in strainer.
Place macaroni, butter, salt, pepper, milk, Colby/jack cheese, and 3 cups of cheddar cheese in a pot boil slow add bread crumbs.
Cover everything with aluminum foil and cook for 45 minutes at 350 degrees.
Uncover and add extra cup of cheddar cheese across the top. Bake uncovered for another 15 minutes.
“Macaroni and Cheese is an ol’ time classic but Villainous Mac & Cheeze was concocted by wifey about three years ago. It took a couple years to perfect and you must follow the recipe exactly or else. Now Villainous Mac & Cheeze has become an MF family favorite, perfect for any holiday or special meal…enjoy and don’t forget your potholderz…”—MF the Super Villain
I challenge MF to a cook-off. Anytime, any day, any kitchen! Name the place and time and I’ll even bring the fine wines to celebrate my victory over DOOM. Only his amazing verbal skill can match my culinary wizardry.
Do it DOOM, bring your machine.
Watch out, he’ll give you “something to remember/like the Alamo.”
“Yo, yo, yo, y’all can’t stand right here
In his right hand was your man’s worst nightmare
Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range
The game is not only dangerous, but it’s most strange
I sell rhymes like dimes
The ones who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Joker rhymes, like the “Is you just happy to see me?” trick
Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of ’em sound like they in a talent show
So I give ’em something to remember, like the Alamo”
shit . i’ll make that villanous mac n cheese my self n smoke a blunt while it cooks. sounds good MM..Food
This stuff is so villainous we haven’t even put it on the table yet and my son is taking hostages!
Zev Love X INVENTED (3rd Bass’) Gas Face… also SubRoc was his younger brother
did you get this recipe from the MM… Leftovers promo CD?
Remember All CAPS when you spell the man’s name
Safe travels, DOOM
RIP BIG VILLAIN
fair warning to anyone making this that can’t gauge how much it will yield; it’s a lot. like two 10 x 16 casserole dishes full of macaroni a lot. i’m going to be eating this for days.
rest easy, doom.