MF Doom’s Villainous Mac & Cheeze

From Arthur No. 14/Jan 2005 (50 copies left):

Come On In My Kitchen:

MF Doom’s Villainous Mac & Cheeze

We wish there were more rappers like Daniel Dumile. Back when he went by the name of Zev Love X, Dumile and his twin brother Sub Roc made records as KMD, a near-perfect fusion of early ’90s hip-hop. Their music was as wacky and open as a tongue-waggling gas face, and as militant and aggravated as the blows rained on up-jumping punks. They were signed by Elektra, but the label refused to release their masterpiece, Bl_ck B_st_rds. In 1993, with a career-defining piece of music stuck in limbo, Sub Roc died in a car accident. With his life seemingly in the shitter, Dumile did what most of us would’ve: He went to the park and got drunk for a few years.

In 1998, he re-emerged as MF Doom, a black, bastardized version of Marvel Comics arch-villain Dr. Doom. He dropped a beautiful album of painfully sincere, complex and sometimes hilarious stories laid over weird ’80s R&B and Scooby-Doo samples called Operation: Doomsday. Since then Doom’s done great work with heavily-blunted L.A. hip-hop producer Madlib, released several hazy instrumental albums in the Special Herbs series. His new full-length on Rhymesayers is the finger-licking Mm..Food. Arthur asked for one of the MF Doom house specials. Here’s what we got…

Ingredients
5 cups cooked macaroni (approx. 4 cups uncooked)
1 stick butter
1 cup bread crumbs
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1tbls sugar
One minced fresh garlic clove
2 cups milk
1 8 oz package Colby/ Monterey Jack cheese
4 cups shredded cheddar cheese

Cook the macaroni until done as usual Add sugar and garlic to water.Do not overcook it. Drain macaroni in strainer.
Place macaroni, butter, salt, pepper, milk, Colby/jack cheese, and 3 cups of cheddar cheese in a pot boil slow add bread crumbs.
Cover everything with aluminum foil and cook for 45 minutes at 350 degrees.
Uncover and add extra cup of cheddar cheese across the top. Bake uncovered for another 15 minutes.

“Macaroni and Cheese is an ol’ time classic but Villainous Mac & Cheeze was concocted by wifey about three years ago. It took a couple years to perfect and you must follow the recipe exactly or else. Now Villainous Mac & Cheeze has become an MF family favorite, perfect for any holiday or special meal…enjoy and don’t forget your potholderz…”—MF the Super Villain

5 thoughts on “MF Doom’s Villainous Mac & Cheeze

  1. I challenge MF to a cook-off. Anytime, any day, any kitchen! Name the place and time and I’ll even bring the fine wines to celebrate my victory over DOOM. Only his amazing verbal skill can match my culinary wizardry.

    Do it DOOM, bring your machine.

  2. Watch out, he’ll give you “something to remember/like the Alamo.”

    “Yo, yo, yo, y’all can’t stand right here
    In his right hand was your man’s worst nightmare
    Loud enough to burst his right eardrum close-range
    The game is not only dangerous, but it’s most strange
    I sell rhymes like dimes
    The ones who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
    Joker rhymes, like the “Is you just happy to see me?” trick
    Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick
    A lot of ’em sound like they in a talent show
    So I give ’em something to remember, like the Alamo”

  3. Zev Love X INVENTED (3rd Bass’) Gas Face… also SubRoc was his younger brother

    did you get this recipe from the MM… Leftovers promo CD?

    Remember All CAPS when you spell the man’s name

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