Yearly Archives for 2008
Joe Carducci reads Rolling Stone so you don't have to…
“Destroying Britney for Profit: Notes on Jann Wenner, Clive Davis and Other Vampires in Decline” by Joe Carducci, available at Arthur’s “mainstream outreach effort” blog on the yahoo music arthur blogthing…
"Freedom to Roam" benefit t-shirt from patagonia
“Global warming is forcing wild animals to shift habitats. If migration is blocked by human development (suburbs, highways, gas and oil rigs), many species may not survive into the next century. Even though the last golden bear of California was shot in the early 20th century, we want to reclaim the grizzly as the symbol of wildness. Five dollars from the sale of each shirt goes to benefit the Freedom To Roam Coalition.”
People are talking about…
Arthur celebrity columnist BRIAN JOSEPH DAVIS dishes on
* Old Hollywood running wild
* Vampire Weekend
* Uwe Boll’s Actionist films
* Vicki Iseman’s work history
* Celebrity disease parties
* The missing scenes from the Tom Cruise Scientology video
at Arthur’s “mainstream outreach effort” blog on yahoo music arthur blogthing here…
LYNDA BARRY on smooth eco-jive
Warehouse find: ARTHUR NO. 4 (ALAN MOORE cover)
ELF action…?

Cops probe fires in development near Seattle
4 homes burned; official says blaze suspicious, may be tied to ELF
MSNBC
WOODINVILLE, Wash. – Fires gutted four multimillion-dollar model homes in a Seattle suburb on Monday, and authorities found a sign purportedly left by eco-terrorists that mocks claims that the homes were environmentally friendly.
“Built Green? Nope black!” said the spray-painted sign that bore the initials of the radical environmental group Earth Liberation Front.
Explosive devices were found in the homes, and crews were able to remove them, said Fire Chief Rick Eastman of Snohomish County District 7. The FBI was investigating the fires as a potential domestic terrorism act, said FBI spokesman Rich Kolko in Washington, D.C.
The fires started at the “Street of Dreams,” a strip of unoccupied, furnished luxury model homes where developers show off the latest in high-end housing, interior design and landscaping. The homes are later sold.
No injuries were reported in the fires, which began before dawn in the wooded subdivision and were still smoldering by midmorning.
The homes are in a development near the headwaters of Bear Creek, which is home to endangered chinook salmon. Opponents of the development had questioned whether the luxury homes could pollute the creek and an aquifer that is a drinking water source, and whether enough was done to protect nearby wetlands.
The sign, a sheet with red scraggly letters, said “McMansions in RCDs r not green,” a reference to rural cluster developments.
One of the people involved in the project said the homes used “green” techniques such as water-pervious sidewalks, super-insulated walls and windows and products made with recycled materials…
The homes that burned were between 4,200 and 4,750 square feet in size, with prices up to nearly $2 million.
The ELF, or Earth Liberation Front, is a loosely organized collection of radical environmentalists authorities claim committed other arsons in the Northwest.
A woman is currently trial in Tacoma for a suspected ELF fire at the University of Washington in 2001. Briana Waters, a 32-year-old violin teacher, is accused of serving as a lookout while her friends planted a devastating fire bomb.
Reading actions in Bloomington
“The Midwest Pages to Prisoners Project is an all-volunteer effort that strives to encourage self-education among prisoners in the United States. By providing free reading materials upon request, we hope to aid in the rehabilitation process and stimulate critical thinking behind bars…
“Volunteer!
Mondays 7-9p
Thursdays 7p-11p
Sundays 2p-5p
at
Boxcar Books and Community Center
310A S. Washington St.
Bloomington, IN 47401
Arthur presents RTX at Knitting Factory NYC tomorrow (Tues, Mar 4)
“Things You Should Know About L.A. County Men’s Jail” by Dave Reeves (Arthur, 2008)
Originally published in Arthur Magazine No. 28 (March 2008)

Illustration: Joseph Remnant
Do the Math: CITIZEN HEAR ME OUT! THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
by Dave Reeves
There were Laws, but they were not feared. There were rules but they were not worshiped like laws and rules and cops and informants are feared and worshiped today. –Hunter S. Thompson, “Fear and Loathing in Elko”
If you are reading this magazine then there is a pretty good chance that you break some stupid ass law every other day. Be it dabbling in tax evasion, watering your lawn on Thursdays, smoking weed, walking your dog without a leash, or drinking two and half beers before driving home, you are overdue to beg for the non-existent mercy of some unlaid grinch posing as a judge (you know who you are, Kirkland Nyby). I’m here to tell you that being a white non-violent person with all your teeth will not be enough to save you from doing hard time for minor infractions anymore.
America has slid far past the point where a well-regulated militia would be able to relieve us of our vicious tyrants. The myriad weapons and tactics perfected over the course of our many stupid foreign wars are easily turned against the American civilian population. We are cowed behind the magic of infrared radar helicopters, electronic ball breakers, automatic weapons and a skein of surveillance cameras: the American population rendered naked to the aggression of a police state gone corporate.
I have seen the future and it is California. That which is not illegal is mandatory. If you find yourself in California, here’s what you should do:
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