Monthly Archives for March 2009
Righteous green giants on new DINOSAUR JR album cover…
A little bit of getback
From the March 25, 2009 – Times of London
Anti-capitalist group boasts of attack on Sir Fred Goodwin’s home
by Lindsay McIntosh in EdinburghAn anti-capitalist group calling itself Bank Bosses Are Criminals has claimed responsibility for an attack on the home of Sir Fred Goodwin, former chief executive of the Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS).
The organisation warned of further action against other targets minutes after police were called to Sir Fred’s house in Edinburgh. Officers were alerted by an alarm, which was set off when three downstairs windows were smashed. A black Mercedes parked in the courtyard was also damaged in the attack, which happened about 4.30am.
Sir Fred, who has attracted political and public criticism for his role in the bank’s downfall and his insistence on keeping his pension, was not at home. Neighbours said that he had not been seen for weeks and it is believed that he may be overseas after taking his children out of their local private school.
His family home is in the Grange, an affluent suburb, and a large number of his fellow residents will have lost money in the financial crash. Yesterday many told The Times that they were upset by the “greed” of the man nicknamed Fred the Shred for his eagerness to cut jobs and costs. One woman in her 70s, who gave her name as Deirdre, said: “People should not go round breaking windows, but I can understand why if they have lost their jobs. It is not right, but I can understand why they would do it.
“I have an account with RBS in Marchmont. It’s not the fault of the young people who work with RBS that this has happened. I don’t understand how people can be so greedy with everything. If I won the lottery, I would just pay off my four kids’ mortgages. What can you do with that kind of money [Sir Fred’s pension pot]?”
John Llewelyn, a neighbour who is retired, said: “My wife and I are seeing an independent financial adviser together and we have suddenly realised our investments and savings have been dramatically affected, like everyone’s. We put Sir Fred in that context. He is part of the story. We can’t help feeling that way. It is upsetting.”
Mr Llewelyn said that the only other incident that he was aware of at the large, detached house was when a bunch of flowers was left in the garden and police were alerted in case it was suspicious. He said that security personnel had been parked in the area overnight regularly throughout the past year and some residents had complained that their engines could be heard turning over in the early hours. Another neighbour said that one security officer had told her that the Goodwins seemed very aloof and had not even offered them a cup of tea.
Another resident, Maggie Anderson, who was walking past the Goodwin home on her way to the shop, said she was surprised that it had not been attacked before.
There have been some protests outside the house since it emerged that Sir Fred had negotiated a £16.9 million pension package and had no intention of giving it back. Banners posted outside condemned him as a “scumbag millionaire”.
About 30 reporters and photographers congregated outside Sir Fred’s house throughout yesterday morning and motorists and passers-by slowed to stare at the house. One man in a waxed jacked suggested that the best course of action would be to “burn it to the ground”. Two scenes-of-crime officers from the Scottish Police Services Authority, uniformed officers and two detectives picked over the debris, which included three broken windows on the bottom floor of the three-storey house. One pane of the double-glazed bay window in the lounge was smashed and the other bore the imprint of a missile.
In the courtyard – which is between the Goodwin home and the neighbouring detached house, which Sir Fred also owns – the black Mercedes S600 was parked. Small cracks were visible in the rear window, front windscreen and a passenger door window. It was reported this week that RBS was still paying the insurance on his fleet of executive cars.
Joiners and glaziers were working on the property and a tow truck came to take away the car.
The pale brick property, which has a grass tennis court, triple garage and children’s play area, is equipped with a model of a Victorian streetlamp with concealed cameras. Lights and sensors are attached to a tree in the front garden. Lothian and Borders Police said that officers were acquiring CCTV footage and carrying out door-to-door inquiries in the neighbourhood.
A spokesman said: “Our inquiries are at an early stage and we are appealing for anyone with information about this incident to contact us. We are aware that an organisation claiming to be responsible for the vandalism had made contact with media outlets and this also forms part of our inquiry. The force takes very seriously any planned attack on any individual or their property.”
He said that the owner of the house had been contacted. He said that the force “routinely gives personal safety advice to members of the public and to anyone who may feel vulnerable for whatever reason” but refused to say whether Sir Fred had asked.
From the Guardian:
Around 5am, emails arrived at the offices of the Edinburgh Evening News, Press Association and other media outlets saying that Goodwin’s house “was attacked this morning” and giving the name of the street where he lives.
The email, sent from the address bankbossesarecriminals@mail.com, said: “We are angry that rich people, like him, are paying themselves a huge amount of money, and living in luxury, while ordinary people are made unemployed, destitute and homeless. This is a crime. Bank bosses should be jailed. This is just the beginning.” The emails have been sent to the police, who said they would form part of their inquiry.
Stan Lee’s writing process, by Peter Relic
Peter Relic writes:
Stan Lee, aka Staggerin’ Stan Lee, is the 86-year-old writer and co-creator (with Steve Ditko and Jack Kirby) of more classic Marvel Comics characters than you can shake a Galactus-caliber prong-horn at, including Spider-Man, the Uncanny X-Man, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and the homey Doctor Strange. Last year I had the chance to meet Staggerin’ Stan at his Beverly Hills office, where, looking like a grinning, perma-tanned carny barker covered in liver spots, he sat behind a desk covered in photographs of his offspring (his comic book creations, that is, not his actual family). Preparing for the interview, I’d run across the old photograph above, of Stan standing at his typewriter in his backyard in Long Island. Figuring it might provide some insight into his process, I asked Stan about the photo, and this is what he said.
Q: Did you feel you got more power from typing standing up?
Stan Lee: I didn’t do it for power, I did it because I knew a few writers who were terribly out of shape, had potbellies. I didn’t want to get like that. So I put a bridge table on the terrace behind my house, and stacked a stool upon that, and put my portable typewriter upon that, and that was just the right height for me to type standing up. And I loved the sun, in those days I didn’t realize how dangerous it was. So I’d keep moving the typewriter a little bit so I could keep facing the sun. I worked for hours out there in the sun. My wife would have company, she’d have her friends over and they’d frolic in the yard and I would type, and they would pay absolutely no attention to me. I’m standing there trying to write and they’re talking and singing and yelling at the kids and partying and I’m enjoying it while I’m writing. It was a very strange situation but I loved it.
I had a Remington noiseless portable. It had a small carrying case. It wasn’t really noiseless, but it didn’t make as much noise as typewriters that weren’t called noiseless. When you wanted to use it you took the lid off, then there was a little knob on the side and you pushed the knob towards the back and the keys lifted so you could type. When you were finished you pushed the knob back again and then the keys went down and you closed the set.
Because of that typewriter I came closer to getting a divorce than any other time in my life. One day my wife got angry at me, I don’t remember why, and she grabbed the typewriter and threw it down and it shattered. I said to her, “If I don’t divorce you for that, there’s nothing you could ever do that will make me divorce you.”
Celebration Doesn't Care About The Vampires Anymore

Baltimore’s psychedelic rock & soul saviors Celebration have two brand new songs up for free download on their website, Celebration Electric Tarot. What’s more, they’re gonna be releasing all their new music in this manner. Once they’ve got enough new songs for an album, they’ll do a proper vinyl release, but if you’re happy with 192kbps MP3s, it’s all gratis when it comes to their shimmering guitar trance workouts. From their manifesto:
We, as Celebration, have felt the continual growth of web culture’s need for barrier-free exchange. We also feel that the traditional methods of releasing music have put too much distance between us. As we see it, the current music business model is crumbling. We believe their methods waste resources and time in a “print for market world” that no longer makes sense. The birth of the MP3 has dreamt the death of the CD format, and so all across the board, CD sales have dropped. What has given way is something so magical and evolutionary, music has grown, that we have only begun to understand the cultural impact of this sharing. So, past the piles of broken CD cases and badly scratched polycarbonate rainbow discs, there lies a fantastic world of freedom –freedom to share instantly with little or no impact on the environment, in a seemingly infinite, eternal and virtually cost free universe of the world wide web. This is our emancipation. Without the need for manufacturing CDs and the danse macabre of the promotional corporate machine, we can be free to release our music when and how we want –no waiting. We know nothing of the marketing world and don’t care about the vampires any more.
For more on Celebration, we would like to direct your attention to Ian Svenonius’s Q&A with the band from Arthur 27 (December 2007). You can download the PDF or purchase a hard copy by clicking here. Visit Celebration’s website to download “I Will Not Fall” and “What’s This Magical”. Read their full manifesto after the jump. (once again via Gorilla Vs. Bear).
Continue readingWhat is wealth?
The great Robert Anton Wilson died in 2007. He should have lived to see our interesting times; he would have been amused by the current panic and hysteria and, as always, would have had some wisdom to impart. Take this thought experiment from his essay collection The Illuminati Papers, first published in 1980 and strikingly relevant today:
Dissociation of Ideas, #5
Distinguish between wealth, illth, and money.
Wealth is best conceived as all the changes in the “natural” (prehuman) environment that are to the benefit of humanity and/or other life forms. A bridge that gets you across the river without your having to stop and build a raft is wealth in this sense. So is an airport. So is the furniture in your house. Think of ten other examples.
Illth, a term coined by John Ruskin, can be conceived as all the changes in the environment that are detrimental to humanity and/or to life itself. Weaponry, then, should be classed as illth, not wealth. Think of ten other examples.
Money is neither wealth nor illth but merely tickets for the transfer of wealth or illth.
Proof: if all the money disappeared overnight, the national standard of living would not change (whatever happened to individuals in the interim); things would be back to normal as soon as the Treasury printed more tickets. But if all the real wealth and illths—all the industrial plants, natural resources, roads, communications, and “real capital” generally—were to disappear, we would be plunged back into the Stone Ages and no issue of currency would improve the situation.
Note also that for all the “real capital” to disappear, all the technical knowhow in human heads would have to vanish. No economist, to my knowledge, has tried to calculate how much of our “real capital” consists of ideas in human heads (brain power) and/or of canned ideas stored in libraries or on tape. A reasonable guess is that 90 per cent of our wealth and illth consists of such brain creations.
The Illuminati Papers is still in print and it’s filled with real wealth.
GLOMP X – Three Dimensional Comics From Finland
Tommi Mutsuri, publisher and editor of the Finnish comics/art anthology, GLOMP, has asked artists to create works that would embrace a new dimension. The book features images like the photo above, of Jan Anderzen’s comic quilt in a larger context, as well as close ups of each panel. This tenth and final hardcover volume is available now from BoingBeing and will also be accompanied by a series of gallery exhibitions in 2009-10.
Featuring colorful and experimental art by over a dozen artists including Aapo Rapi, Amanda Vahamaki, Jan Anderzen, Janne Tervamaki, and Anna Sailamaa. The book is limited to 1000 copies and includes an exclusive cd soundtrack. More beautiful artwork by Tommi Mutsuri after the jump.
New Panda Bear Video
One of the guys from Gang Gang Dance just put up a “shit res” video for Panda Bear’s blissed-out “Take Pills” on his blog. It’s got weird reflective masks, broken computer graphics, backwards singing and insects eating candy. Sort of like if Paper Rad was remixing David Lynch. Though not as good as Paper Rad remixing Rihanna using old Alf parade commentary, as seen in the video below. (via Gorilla Vs. Bear)
Monday Evening Awesome African Tape

Another awesome tape from Africa, courtesy of the blog of the same name. Karamoko Keita does mellow guitar jamming with male-female call and response vocals. “This tape is legendary in my world,” writes ATFA proprietor Brian Shimkovitz. He continues:
I bought this tape in a neighborhood in Accra, Ghana. Known for its high concentration of people from other West African countries, Nima is one of the busiest, and toughest, places in town. Several tape shops lie along the main road that bisects this enormous slum. The shop where I found this Karamoko Keita recording has tapes you can’t find anywhere else in the city, tapes from Nigeria, Mali, Ivory Coast…that shop is chill.
Head over to Awesome Tapes From Africa to access the full 41 minutes of African guitar bliss.
Follow Vulcan on Twitter

As you probably know, Alaska’s Mount Redoubt has been blowing up for most of today, as reported by Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal‘s arch-enemies at the Alaska Volcano Observatory. But did you know that you can read about this historic eruption in oddly truncated sentence fragments on the Twitter? Click here to do that. Or head over to the AVO website for actual pitchers of the asplosions.





