Best caption for this promotional photo starring author/once-upon-a-time Arthur columnist Daniel Pinchbeck and bassist Gordon “Sting” Sumner wins something TBD. Submissions are welcome in the “Comments” section below.

WE HAVE A CAPTION CONTEST WINNER:

“See Daniel, if we go by the Mayan long count, I can actually maintain an erection for 26 hours…”

Congratulations, Brian!